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Gentlemen’s Clubs: De-Billed & Unfulfilled
By Tardsie The G-String Is A Poor Investment Vehicle
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Headlines: When Pigs Float
By Smaktakula Ha! Tell Me About It. There’s A “Steve” Story About This Very Thing! Because we learn everything we need to know about the world from the headlines of the day! *** Police remove woman who...
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Tales Of The Dewey Presidency
By Tardsie Norman Rockwell Never Could Have Known We’d Still Be Fighting This War Generations Later. You probably know by now that my hapless college friend Steve frequently found himself on the...
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Somehow–Some Way–We Will Go On
By Smaktakula “Now Who Will Tell Me What To Think Of The Movies I Watch?” The world has lost two very special people in recent days, both of whom made significant contributions to popular culture and...
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Headlines: Achtung, Maybe!
By Smaktakula This One Practically Writes Itself, Which Is Good, Because Mocking This Wretch Would Be Like Stealing Lunch Money From A Down Syndrome Kid. In which we champion the twin virtues of...
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Headlines: Eat Like A Bird
By Smaktakula No, We’re Not Going To Use This As A Cheap Opportunity To Poke Fun At Nigeria. People Have To Live In That Lightless Hellhole, You Know. In which we comment on the day’s headlines without...
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Overheard In The Bathroom At An Erasure Concert
By Tardsie You Wouldn’t Normally Expect To See A Lot Of Gay People At An Erasure Show, But Life Is Stranger Than Fiction Sometimes. Several years ago I was at an Erasure concert in Southern California....
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Headlines: Get On Your Knees And Fight Like A Man
By Smaktakula How Conceited Are The Folks In South Haven?–They Clearly Believe Their Shit Don’t Stink. You can read the articles if you want. We didn’t. We’re just talking about the headlines. *** 11...
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More Things We Believe
By Tardsie We Don’t Believe In The Chupacabra, Mexico’s Infamous Goat-Sucking Cryptid, But We Kinda Wish We Did. It’s Hella Cool. *** If you find yourself in agreement with your political party more...
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Headlines: Is There A Moose Under There?
By Smaktakula Be On The Lookout For This Adorable Sex Criminal. His Most Frequent Tactic Is To Leave A Chew-Toy In Plain Sight On The Sidewalk. Victims Foolish Enough To Bend Over To Pick Up The Toy...
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Headlines: I Was A Caveman’s Love-Puppet
By Smaktakula We Quite Literally Regard It As Something Of A Miracle That The World Is Peopled By So Many Strange And Beautiful Creatures For Us To Poke Fun At. In which we talk a lot of shit. ***...
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Headlines: More News We Don’t Understand
By Smaktakula “HEAD Lines.” Get It? Do You Get It? We’re In A Very Literal Place Right Now. *** Ass-Talking! Ignorance! Intellectual Laziness! In which we respond to real headlines without first...
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Headlines: In Which No Puppies Were Harmed Or Abducted
By Smaktakula The Real Question Isn’t Why We Don’t Bother To Read The Articles, But Rather, Why Everyone Else DOES? In which, armed with nothing more than a severely attenuated attention span and an...
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